When you call me, and you will
Will your voice be higher still?
When we're lonely and afraid,
Will you still feel underpaid?
Tension spans, we're growing short
But you know I'm still a sport

Call me master
Call me slave
Call me chicken
Call me brave
Call me every time you shave
Call me shorty
Call me Dave

Call it choice or call it fate
Call it garbage
Call it great
Call me bent or call me straight
Call me seven hours late
Call me darlin'
Call me dear
Call me scumbag
Call me queer
Call me stupid
Call me brain
Call me fancy
Call me plain

When you call me, and you will
Will your voice be higher still?
When we're lonely and afraid,
Will you still feel underpaid?
Tension spans, we're growing short
And you know I'm still a sport
Call me reckless
Call me brave